Back when I first decided I wanted to be an artist I set out to make a comic book about goblins forged out of microwaved squatter vomit pitted against obese mcdonalds patrons. Me and sarah made a bunch of copies and distributed them around saint mark's place.
The other day I was with sarah and a guy was wheatpasting all these posters up with the exact same characters on them - X for eyes, gigantic smiles, potbellies, pointy ears and horns, and general goblin-features. I can't see how it could be a coincidence - it's almost exactly the same. I had a bunch of sketches for a second comic that I think I threw out the window at casa del sol that looked even more similar to these goblins - the x was thicker and the teeth were sharper than my original designs.
Anyway, I went to the website and it's for those new toyota cars - scion or whatever. They have this whole marketing gimmick with these characters killing "sheeple", it's all non-conformist anti-gentrification shit... it's written in almost the same exact stupid way as my comic. I would be ok with it, I've got pretty strong views about intellectual property being dumb, but it's a fucking car company that's trying to use punk rock ideals to sell cars in some completely fucking random, irrelevent, ass-backwards way.
here's what they made:

here's what I made:

theirs is drawn better, true, but this was my first artistic endeavor, I was seventeen, and my later sketches were more elaborate and way more similar. The plot of my comic was really, really stupid and I've been embarressed of it for years, but the toyota shit is just as dumb... more dumb actually because they're using it to sell cars. In my comic, for instance, all the fat people who eat at mcdonalds are ground into bread in the end by a giant "bread machine" and sent out to feed starving children. In the toyota shit, the sheeple are ground up to make fuel for their cars. They just twisted my shit around to suit their purpose.
I either I have an evil twin somewhere or I have grounds for a lawsuit. I'm gonna look into it though. fucking crazy...



Joined: 2007-01-28